April 18 2014, 1pm


If you ever feel like you’re never gonna reach your dreams, just remember that Jack Barakat waited in line for hours just to meet his hero Tom Delonge and then was told he couldn’t that the band had to leave but Jack broke past the security to get Tom to sign a piece of wood that he kept years and years later until Tom and him met again and he decided to show Tom that same piece of wood as them now being friends, not just as him being a fan.

April 18 2014, 1pm



So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested